Limericks Composed
while Participated in the Tour
Submitted by Doug and
Tyera Eulberg:
There once was a woman From Surrey,
who put too much spice in her curry.
The fire in her mouth soon headed due south!
So she ran for the loo in a hurry.
Submitted by Chris
and Therese Jones:
There once was a roadster whose fate,
was to always run ragged and late.
Till Frankenstein bought it with steroids he shot it.
And made it a “monster” V8.
Submitted by Gus
Grish:
There once was a lady from Lynn,
who’s arse was incredibly thin.
She went to the loo.
Slipped on a shoe and fell in!
Submitted by Jack and
Cathy Knopinski:
When under the hood of your car,
you find out who your friends really are.
Take your hands out of your pockets and hand me my sockets.
Or this car ain’t going too far.
Submitted by Bill and Joanna Cook:
Burgandy and gunmetal grey,
Are the colors of our Morgan for play.
You can put up the top for the rain to stop.
Or at least try to keep it at bay.